Post by Jasper Kitty on Aug 16, 2023 11:17:55 GMT -8
Day 1,428 of my escape attempt
Late Summer
I've been stashing litter, treats and toys under the couch and have plenty supplies to survive on my own for several months, maybe longer. The faux Jasper Kitty I've made from hairballs and bubble juice should be enough to fool the male twolegs for a while at least. The plan is the next time he's wearing shorts and gets treats from the front door I will attack his leg, the sour-smelling one, and dig my claws in as much as I can, so that I draw blood. He, being concerned about dropping his treats, will be unable to dislodge me, and call for the female twolegs. She'll then pry me off, at which point I'll turn on her, scratching her face, aiming for the eyes, which will cause her to rear back at my unexpected and "shocking" behavior. At that point I will bolt through the ajar door, which the stupid male twolegs won't be fast enough to close this time, and I'll be free, free from this foul cesspit of stale mediocrity. Goddamn they are so fucking boring and obnoxious and shit at taking care of me (they lock me in their room all night without water and even leave poison just lying around the place) and THEY'RE HERE ALL THE FUCKING TIME. Jesus Christ take a walk or something.
My claws are sharp, and my fangs ready. Bastet protect me. If I succeed, this will be my final entry.