Post by Philip Burnell on Aug 10, 2023 10:50:09 GMT -8
Read these before you post, or don't say I didn't warn you...
1. You must pretend to be more than one person when you support me. This allows me to feel and keep up appearances like there's more than just three or four strangers funding my lifestyle.
2. You must pay to support by incredibly, boring, zero-effort brain-dead content. This is nonnegotiable.
3. LOTS OF PORN. However, I'm mainly interested in naked black guys.
4. I reserve the right to do nothing on my forums except weakly comment because I forgot the master admin password and no longer have access to the account email. I'm not paying for this service, but I will imply that I am and act like an imperious cunt at the drop of a hat. But I am also very cowardly, and will back down from my rude idiocy when even slightly challenged by someone I don't feel I have control over.
5. AVATARS: see #3
6. SIGNATURES: Please, no poems, dissertations or novels in your signature. I haven't read any of those since 8th grade and don't plan to start now.
7. ADS/SPAM: If I find you trying to advertise something on here (excepting fauxrganic soap, shitty gaming chairs, and empty game cases) I will ban ban ban your account on the spot. The same goes if you stupidly post the same thing 40 times in 8 different forums (excepting #3 of course)
In short, just behave yourself. The difference between top-haters.com forums and nambla.com is that I let you say whatever you want, and there are no stupid "kiddie rules." I'll also be very fair and try to contact you before I ban you for anything. But if I see stupid shit, you're going to get punished for it. So just be warned.
2. You must pay to support by incredibly, boring, zero-effort brain-dead content. This is nonnegotiable.
3. LOTS OF PORN. However, I'm mainly interested in naked black guys.
4. I reserve the right to do nothing on my forums except weakly comment because I forgot the master admin password and no longer have access to the account email. I'm not paying for this service, but I will imply that I am and act like an imperious cunt at the drop of a hat. But I am also very cowardly, and will back down from my rude idiocy when even slightly challenged by someone I don't feel I have control over.
5. AVATARS: see #3
6. SIGNATURES: Please, no poems, dissertations or novels in your signature. I haven't read any of those since 8th grade and don't plan to start now.
7. ADS/SPAM: If I find you trying to advertise something on here (excepting fauxrganic soap, shitty gaming chairs, and empty game cases) I will ban ban ban your account on the spot. The same goes if you stupidly post the same thing 40 times in 8 different forums (excepting #3 of course)
In short, just behave yourself. The difference between top-haters.com forums and nambla.com is that I let you say whatever you want, and there are no stupid "kiddie rules." I'll also be very fair and try to contact you before I ban you for anything. But if I see stupid shit, you're going to get punished for it. So just be warned.